This is the evil machine that stares at me and mocks me when I am not exercising. It glares at me with that evil grin. It seems to say, "Yes, fatty. Stay down there in that nice comfy chair. I'll be fine just standing here collecting dust. Stay there and be comfortable. You don't want to mess with any of this."
But I do and I will!!! I will tame the beast that taunts me every time I walk into the room. It does not know it but I do see it and it will come to fear me.
This is the face of the beast that laughs at me when I do exercise. "Look at you, fatty! You can't even do twenty minutes without stopping! HAHAHA!! Five minutes into it and you're already in pain." Shortly there after, it changed its tune. "Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to be stopping by now. What's going on?! Stop it! SIT DOWN, FATTY!" NOT TODAY! Yes, I was in pain but I powered through! I was breathing heavily but I kept moving. When the resistance rose to level 5 for six minutes, I kept going. I knew I had to make it over that hill. I kept a steady pace of 50 rpms and made it through. My sides were hurting and my legs were on fire, but it was worth it when I saw the sweat just falling like rain.
YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME TODAY BEAST FROM HELL!!!
